Found this on the 'net. Too good not to share with my fellow Shebeeners


1. Start a fire if you are load shedded in the cold.
2. Render it unto Mugabe as the classic text suggests.
3. Buy a packet of cigarettes (you will need US $10 to make up the difference).
4. Bet it on the races at Borrowdale. Yes, the gigis are still running in Harare.
5. Keep it as a momento of when the Zim currency was still relatively strong.
6. Save up five to get the new 50 million Zim dollar note that has just been issued.
7. Don’t counterfeit it. Blank paper is worth more.
8. Put it in a savings account. Not!
9. Buy a farm in Zimbabwe. Not!
10. Buy your way into Luanda harbour.


There should many more, equally imaginative, ways in Shebeen-land! Let us have them. Then we can all chuckle ............