Mugabe dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and does not belong in heaven.

Mugabe must go to hell. So Mugabe goes to hell where satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.Then Mugabe notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells satan, 'No problem, I'll send a couple of the little devils to get your staff.'

When the little devils get to heaven they find that the gates are locked and they start debating what to do.Finally one comes up with the idea thet they should go over the wall to get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, ' My Lord, look at that! Mugabe has been in hall no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!.