Monday! No work! Time for a smile


People with narrow minds usually have broad
tongues.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's
perfect, why practice?

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

He who hesitates is last.

A man's house is his hassle.

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more
eggs.

Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more.
What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Reality is for people who can't face science
fiction.

Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in,
mask out,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!