Still Monday! Still No work! Time for another smile

Wernher von
Braun settled
for a V-2 when
he coulda had
a V-8.

A mouse is an
elephant built
by the
Japanese.

Go climb a
gravity well.

A man's best
friend is his
dogma.

A penny saved
is ridiculous.

Health is
merely the
slowest
possible rate
at which one
can die.

Every
interesting
program has at
least one
variable, one
branch,
and one
loop..........
And at least
one bug!

No problem is
so formidable
that you can't
just walk away
from it.

Chemistry
professors
never die,
they just
smell that way!

The problem
with the gene
pool is that
there is no
lifeguard.

Schizophrenia
beats being
alone.

To err is
human, to
forgive is
against
company policy.

Jesus Saves
Vishnu
invests.

If you have
nothing to do,
don't do it
here.

Old musicians
never die,
they just
decompose.

We have a
equal
opportunity
Calculus class
-- it's fully
integrated.

Never play
leapfrog with
a unicorn!

Atheism is a
non-prophet
organization.

An elephant is
a mouse built
to Mil-spec.

He who always
plows a
straight
furrow is in a
rut.

When you're up
to your hips
in alligators,
You forget
the original
project was to
drain the
swamp.

Everyone is
entitled to my
opinion.

Help stamp out
and abolish
redundancy!

Be a better
psychiatrist
and the world
will beat
a psychopath
to your door.

He who steps
on others to
reach the top
has good
balance.

You scratch my
tape, and I'll
scratch yours.

May all your
PUSHes be
POPed.

COLE's LAW -
Thinly sliced
cabbage.

Do married
women make the
best wives?

Three can keep
a secret, if
two are dead.

Morfy's law -
Enythink thit
ken go rong
willl.

Orcs really
aren't so bad
(if you use
lots
of
catsup)