Just for the fun ... don't blame me if they don't work!

Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right.

• I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

• Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

• I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!

I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too.

• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

• I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.

• Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.

• Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?

Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

• Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!

• Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.

• Damn! And I thought I was good looking!

• My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!

You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!

• Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.

• My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

• I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.

• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.

• If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

• OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?

• You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.

• You never got a second chance to make a first impression.

Wanna see some pictures of my kids?

• Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.

• Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.

• Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.

• You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.

They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

• Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.

• Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.

• Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.

• You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.

Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.

• Hey, haven’t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!

• I’m not like all the other guys.

• I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.

• What planet are you from? ’Cause I’ve never seen anyone like you before!

You give me a reason to wake up every day.

• I don’t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

• I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!

• Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!

• Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Are those lines for guys only? or can girls use them cause im sure they will work.....

I am pretty sure that they will work(?) for either ... with a bit of gender-sensitive adaptation.

Thanks, but they didn't work. Do I get a refund?